lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

(via lubricates)

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via lubricates)

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

(via lubricates)

lubricates:

my life consists of being hungry all the time and being too lazy to do anything about it

(via lubricates)

lubricates:

the other day in one of my lectures this girl did the biggest fart and everyone started looking at her and she looked so embarrassed so the guy next to her took the blame for it and it was actually so cute in a weird sort of way

(via sniffing)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum, via sniffing)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly, via sniffing)